ok it’s 2014 all fanfiction should be on ao3
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
Can’t sleep either, huh?
(Sam + Steve + road trip + crappy motels. From that night on they don’t bother to book separate rooms.)
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If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
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whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS